Serious journalism. Silly sandwich.
Every club sandwich, judged by its layers.
We travel, we order the club, we take it apart. Ratings are out of five, but instead of stars, the sandwich builds itself. A five earns the full stack. A one gets dry bread and our sympathy.
5 sandwiches judged3.3 average score1 regret (Fort William)
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The rating system
How the sandwich builds
One point, one layer. We average four sub-scores (bread, filling, structural integrity and value), then the sandwich assembles itself accordingly.
1 / 5
Dry bread. Our condolences.
2 / 5
A lettuce appears. Hope stirs.
3 / 5
Chicken arrives. Respectable.
4 / 5
Bacon. Now we’re in business.
5 / 5
The full stack. Perfection.
Fresh out the kitchen
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Edinburgh · 25 Apr 2026
Morningside Social
3.5Readers 0.0 (0)
Perfectly pleasant neighbourhood club. Would benefit from ambition and a second rasher.
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Oban · 11 Apr 2026
The Harbour Larder
4.0Readers 0.0 (0)
Solid ferry-side club with a sea view. Fours across the board: dependable, like a good anorak.
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Fort William · 19 Mar 2026
Munro’s Diner
2.5Readers 0.0 (0)
We climbed Ben Nevis for this? Untoasted bread. UNTOASTED. In a club sandwich.